If I were a month, I’d be October.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Sunday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be  2:30 in the A.M.
If I were a direction, I’d be North.
If I were a liquid, I’d be Absinthe.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a Tigers Eye.
If I were a tree, I’d be a Weeping Willow.
If I were a tool, I’d be a Bone Saw.
If I were a flower, I’d be a Lily of the Valley.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be Dark and warm.
If I were a color, I’d be Scarlet Red.
If I were a sound, I’d be Siren song.
If I were a food, I’d be Caramel.  
If I were a place, I’d be A Castle.
If I were a taste, I’d taste like Strawberries.
If I were a scent, I’d be Lust and Fire.
If I were an object, I’d be Leather Restraints.
If I were a body part, I’d be Legs.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be Mischievous.
If I were a song, I’d be Sunspots by Nine Inch Nails.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be Stilettos.